To Brenda Pru we say, "Adieu!"
~Results Show Week 2 QuickCap~

The first DWTS Season 10 Results Show started off with getting right to it by announcing the first safe couple of the night and the first couple in the bottom two (Dun, dun, duuuuun!) And they were:

First Safe Couple - Buzz and Ashley (Yeah, no surprise as the Cloris Leechman crowd will keep Buzz alive for another week or two. Sigh.)

First Couple in the Bottom 2 - Pamela and Damian (Hmm. That was a surprise.)

Len makes some quick comments about the dancing from Monday's performance and then we have an encore performance of Nicole and Derek's Jive. Wow. That girl can kick and she upped the sass level too.

Brooke's Dress was nice I guess (Look kids! The Continental Divide!!) but I didn't care for the color.

There was a special Haiti moment that was touching and then then the pro dancers came out and did a routine choreographed by Michael Jackson's choreographers that totally rocked!

Adam Carrola and his "Between the Mirror Balls" was HI-larious!

Two more couples that were announced as safe were . . . Aiden and Edyta and Niecy and Louis

After the commercial break we had some escapees from the Old Rockers Home in the form of the Beach Boys (with John Stamos). Wow. Were those guys old. And their voices were shot so they practically ruined all their classic songs singing them live. Not even the pro dancers could save that vocal debacle. Sigh. Moving on . . .

"The Len Commandments" was a somewhat clever and amusing segment. (Nicole saying SOMETHING (bleep bleep bleep) about Lenny was wild.) This was followed up by some challenge by the judges for next week's dances.

Still safe were . . . Evan and Anna! . . . Jake and Chelsie! . . . and Nicole and Derick! (All three of these were no surprises.

Macy Dancers (some from Haiti) performed a routine in tribute to those struck by the tragedy in Haiti. This whole segment was powerful.

The segment on what Brook Burke does on the show was actually decent in finding out some of the back stage stuff.

More revelations followed and the ones safe were Erin and Maks and Chad and Cheryl. Then it was revealed that Kate and Tony were safe ( Boo Kate!) and Shannon and Mark along with Pam and Damian were in the Red Light of the bottom two.

And who was the first "star" to get the HOOK for DWTS Season 10? Shannon "Brenda Pru" and Mark.

Shannon admitted she's no dancer and it was just as well since Mark got hurt in rehearsal and would be out for SIX weeks so replacing him with Corky, "Daddy", Ballas would NOT have been good. (The guy creeps me out. I'm tellin' ya).

So that was it for Week 2 and will see you next time for the recaps of Week 3. Will Kate Gosslin get the Hook? One can only hope.